Guilt is infinitely more effective than encryption or obscure filenames

This toats bread while you’re slicing it

Stop the microwave at 1 second

Luke, this is your mother!

Guinness stockings

Art missing

I throw my telescope in the air sometimes

Some people are like slinkies

Rainbow man

Acting badass

Technically, the glass is always full

Jesse Jane

Apple: Think different

Irony

This is awesome

Shower power

Firefox has Encountered an Unexpected Problem with Windows

Can walk around it

Fuck

Luke, I am your car

Piracy: Jesus did it

Tonight… you

Your screen has a dirty spot here

R2D2

Soon, my pretties

Swedish cars

Ashamed

Trees

The sun is going down

Jaws fingernails

No.

It’s cool. I’m just a panda

Internet Explorer

If you see it...

Leave me alone

What happens when I tell people I’m colourblind

Stencil girl

I got you a bouquet of kittens

Michelle Rodriguez

Übermensch

Smoking can reveal hidden laser traps

Buy a guitar

Gayman

Suicide bomber giraffe

This cat

Pussy energy drink

If you see someone drawning: lol

What?

I drink your milkshake

Swallow